She's a trophy piece of ass. That's a sight any man would be happy to see when he walked in the room.

That's like catching a record fish or taking some big game world record. You'd bang a lot of pussy to find one like that......

Or like getting a hole in one in golf. Many pro golfers never get one in a lifetime even though they play all the time. Once you had your dick in a prize this one should get pictures.

You'll fondly remember fucking her the rest of your life but when you try to brag to friends and family, you better have some pictures. Preferably with her passed out and you getting a selfie with your face up close to the prized kill. Then you'll have some street cred.

Sure there'll always be that one friend who will cry out "photoshopped" but fuck him. You brought down the highest value trophy pussy in the wild. So when he says that, make a fist, reach for Kansas City and drop the cocksucker where he stands. He will now believe you beause no man would defend his bullshit story with a knockout punch.

The big problem with taking a trophy is that you can't tell by looking at them what that coochie is going to look like. I've had some knockout babes that didn't have knockout pussies. It sucks.

Every woman should by law have to keep a valid (and current) picture of their pussy on them at all times. They must provide it upon request. That would save them and men a lot of time. Noo, now that I think about it. That would ruin the fun of the big game trophy pussy hunt.