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I'd like to see one òf the male pornstars pull off a display of confidence.  He could start a sing-along with the crew on the set.  That would be vastly mỏre entertaining than what many of them do now.

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Liza had to be tied in order for this guy to get in a nice, peaceful fuck. Her hands are registered as lethal weapons. She could release some closeup jabs or thunderous uppercuts that would render him unconscious. Well! Maybe in the movies.

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Mara Swan is one of the most impressive fuckers in the amateur/almost famous class of internet pussy providers. She made/makes homemade porn but her video quality and production skills are getting very good. Her videos are under the name Made In Canarias

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Hazel Grace is in my opinion the hottest performer in the adult film industry. In fact, at the moment, I can't think of any other pornstar that's sexier. Even when I think back through porn's history, I still draw a blank.

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I started to ask myself, what lengths would I go to in order to mount this trophy pussy. I have compiled a list of unspeakable acts that I would consider in order to bag the Princess of Poon.

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1) Accept an invitation to a slumber party at O.J. Simpson's then drink until I passed out.
2) Shave my head with a cheese grater while chewing on aluminum foil.

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3) Put my nuts on an anvil and hand out sledge hammers.
4) Stick an empty Coke bottle full of angry hornets up my ass.

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5)  Have rough sex with a bear.
6) Cut my toenails with a chainsaw

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7) Lather up my balls with bacon grease and run naked through the Lion enclosure at the zoo.
8) Stick my ass in a blast furnace while having my balls sandblasted.

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 9) Go to Mexico, eat raw fruit. drink the water and buy tacos fom a vendor with dirty hands.
10) Eat a meal that was recovered from an autopsy.

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11) Fuck Whoopee Goldberg ...... (Not sure I could go through with this one.)
12) Kick an angry Kodiak Grizzly Bear in the nuts.

There you have it. These stunts would likely render me unable to perform but fuck it. In the event I survive and am able to maintain a meaningful erection. I will be knocking the dust off of Hazel Grace's pussy. I have a pile of Hazel Grace's  photos here at pimpandhost,com Image Galleries Best Of Porn Pics

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This chick Aelita ain't fuckin' around. She's giving that cock a working over. My hat's off to you Aelita.

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I suppose if I were plowing that beautiful pussy, I would want to get it on video and post er' up for the world to see. It's webcam girl. Sweet Violet.  Spank The Butcher At: At: https://pimpandhost.com/album/user/232978


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